Robert

I will now answer a question that I didn't know the answer to three hours ago. But my wife and I watched a three-part documentary on Netflix tonight and I spent the entire time listening to (not watching) the documentary while I researched this on my laptop. Seven

This is the perfect time to do this. Illinois won its regional, so this won't be me, the biased Illini fan, screaming about how his golf team got screwed. In fact, as you'll see, these rankings being so awful (yes, awful) actually placed a 2-seed in

This was originally half of a different article. But that thing spun out of control so I had to hold this one in front of my knee and snap it in two. The second half was a rant about the new NCAA rankings, but I'll save that for

That's the sunrise on Sunday over the surf in South Carolina. I haven't written anything in a week because I was staring at that instead. I like the look of that better than my laptop screen. I forced myself to go a full seven days without

I'm not really fishing. I can't remember the last time I went fishing, actually. At least three years since I dropped a line in the water. But going back to the pre-IlliniBoard days, whenever I went on vacation, I'd put up the Gone Fishin&