The 90 Illini #68: Jojo Hayden

I published six articles yesterday and there's not a single comment on any of them. Which is fine – comments aren't required – but it puts me in this "no one is reading so let's get a little nuts" mood. Like, I should say something scandalous because it's a rush to put something like that out into the world but bury it in an article that no one cares about.

I don't really think I have any scandalous thoughts in my head, however. Making pasta sauce with half Ragu "Traditional" and half Rao's "Marinara" is better than any red sauce your grandmother ever made. Our culture is suffering because true love songs don't exist in mainstream music anymore. Are these thoughts scandalous? I don't know.

Wait, I've got one: